1. Resurrect the bogeyman/devil by rolling out the exorcist
Chief exorcist Father Gabriele Amorth says Devil is in the Vatican
2. Blame Harry Potter/ Twilight for the downfall of society
3. Claim that criticism of the church buggery-fest is akin to Anti-Semitism
4. Imply because Stalinist Russia was atheist that institutionalised child sodomy is the lesser of two evils
5. Ask what good do atheists do, while spruking the state funded, non tax-paying, competitively advantaged, “your a charity, no questions asked” Faith services
A Poll for Catholics
What would Jesus have done if he’d found Father MacFeely and Pope Beendickingaround covering up child abuse?
Loading ...Now Catholics, while completing the Rosary insert this instead of the Hail Mary- bonus! It’s shorter:
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
There is no excuse for Child abuse, or institutionalised cover up.
Amen
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Love this post. Absolutely spot on. Mind if I borrow some points for the dreaded family discussion over Easter dinner tomorrow? I'm going to assume that's a "Yes".
Knock yourself out. Mind you I probably could have found five more to add to that list =/
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