Comments on: Dolphins – Totems of new age woo

By: SeandBlogonaut

SeandBlogonaut — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:26:22 +0000

Just fishing it out of the spam filter

By: Toomuchinfo

Toomuchinfo — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:16:27 +0000

I think my reply got deleted?

By: Toomuchinfo

Toomuchinfo — Tue, 04 Aug 2009 12:11:08 +0000

Isn't that a bit too explicit for this blog?

Ok, close your eyes if this is beyond your rating!
The dolphin penis does not have a hard or sharp hook at it's end, although it's tip is often curved. Dolphin penises are prehensile (agile) enough to straighten this curve out but I suspect/guess (I don't have valid evidence for this) that the curve at the tip is somehow better suited to fertilizing female dolphins (perhaps there's a bend in the reproductive canal?).

This curve shouldn't be harmful, it's quite fleshy. I'm sure I could find a picture on the internet to support this. (It's the internet after all. If it has anything remotely to do with sex, it'll be on the internet.)

By: the chaplain

the chaplain — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 23:47:20 +0000

Male dolphins have been known to surround, isolate and gang rape females. I think my source for that info is Matt Ridley's, The Red Queen, although it's probably readily available elsewhere. Flipper's an animal in more ways than one.

By: SeandBlogonaut

SeandBlogonaut — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 21:07:11 +0000

Care to provide me with some info on the prehensile penis. The background on the male dolphin's prefered weapon was from Dr Karl's book – I am sure that he would appreciate being corrected

By: Toomuchinfo

Toomuchinfo — Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:16:16 +0000

I rather like dolphins, but people tend to have a bit of a mystical ideal image of them. Dolphins aren't like that: They rape, they torment, they bite, they have quite a lot of the behaviours we humans consider amoral. It's not at all uncommon for bottlenoses to gang up and gangrape smaller species of dolphins if they can get their flippers on one.

So yes, bestiality -and- rape.

They don't have the actual hook that the article mentioned, though. That's false information.

By: SeandBlogonaut

SeandBlogonaut — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 11:30:12 +0000

Stop it – sides are splitting xD

Agree the best place to see dolphins – in the wild not, as objects for our amusement

By: Desertgirl

Desertgirl — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 08:39:33 +0000

Oh yes! They don't do the ropes and bondage thing but they are noted for playing rough at times. And kinky too, lots of gay sex in dolphin world, and they don't mind a bit of self-loving either. I want to be reincarnated as a dolphin.

I like dolphins. For simply being dolphins. Just the way I enjoy spending hours watching whales. I find it relaxing and it gives me pleasure. I don't get the same thing from a plastic toy dolphin.

By: SeandBlogonaut

SeandBlogonaut — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:32:37 +0000

There we have it. Annecdotal proof that dolphins are malevolent:D

By: SeandBlogonaut

SeandBlogonaut — Mon, 06 Jul 2009 06:31:21 +0000

You know when the Amercian military is using them that they can't be trusted.